Ezra Dyer makes his own rally stage and lives to tell the tale. Had a similar experience this week, but with this strange white substance scattered across an 800-acre testing facility. I lived too. Tale on the way.
"Engine catches softly with a stern urgency that flirtily fails to mask a teasing under note, like a mid-flight giggle from an air hostess. First gear slots as a smooth as Roger Moore’s snooker table, clutch bites like an Alsatian on amphetamines and we are rolling. Straight away, you can feel that this baby wants to play, and the game is called ‘progress’. That motor under the prow may pack just 1.2 neat little litres but such is its eagerness to please that you might wrongly guess it runs on pure prostitutes."
Troy Queef makes the Skoda Yeti S 1.2 TSI his bitch.
"There was bad news for God this week as the well-known deity was forced to recall thousands of examples of His popular Human Being after reports that the model could be prone to unexpected attacks of unbelievable stupidity."
God Forced to Recall Humans - Sniff Petrol
